An Introverted Lazy Person's Paradise

No matter who I have plans with, or what the activity is supposed to be, 98% of the time I ever get plans cancelled it honestly feels like the best feeling in the world. Just the knowledge that I won't have to try to make any small talk whatsoever is euphoric. Nothing gives me more pleasure than having an entire day to myself where all I have to do is sleep, watch some Netflix, eat, then sleep some more. So please don't ever feel bad if you have to cancel plans with me - I was probably still in bed anyways.